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The Carpal Tunnel Song

from Slightly Too Loud! by The Urethras

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This is the sort of song you'd expect from someone else
Or maybe I'd still write it just not narrate as myself.
Insincere lyrics from an insincere guy
I could make my life better but I don't think I'll try.

I never thought I'd write a song like this
I never thought I'd be too pissed
I used to be an optimist,
but now I'm quite the opposite.
I'm the only thing worse than a bitter old man,
I'm the guy who’s life didn't ever go as planned.

I used to be invincible, but now I'm fuckin' miserable
play with my hair in the shower wall,
sit down to bathe 'cause I'm too tall.
I really really really hope I don't fall.
And break my hip.

I gave up on my pre-graduation goals,
it would be for the best, the death of my soul.
I put myself here now I'm Nimrod's The Grouch
You can find me at work or spilling beer on my couch.

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from Slightly Too Loud!, released September 25, 2011

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